You Live, You Learn

I was logging into my account on E-Rewards today and noticed a few things:

1)  When you click on North America you select you language by country, instead of you know, language. Canada offers English and French. The United States only offers English. If you work in the landscape industry for less than ideal wages, you are shit out of luck, we don’t speak Spanish in North America.

2)  Greenland is part of North America, I am not shitting you.

I did not believe it,  I really didn’t.  So I checked Wikipedia, and it said it was.  I checked various other websites and indeed, Greenland is part of  North America.  I have no idea why I forgot this fact,  somewhere between school and reality I forgot this fac

Now this bothers me for only one reason,  I have been wrong all of these years.  Not in thinking that Greenland was  a part of Europe  that was forgetfulness or ignorance.  No I was wrong in thinking Canada was the lamest part of this continent!  Fucking Greenland.

The only thing more useless than a Canadian is some Greenlandian.  We get some piss poor beer and Hockey from Canada, but what do we get from Greenland?  We get fish?  I can get fish from the stream down the road from my house.

I am not sure who the current King of North America is, but we need to remedy this Greenland situation so I can get back to shitting on Canada.

PS E-Rewards we can select language based on language not geography.  English in Canada and the United States Of America is pretty much the same give or take an aboot, eh.